All husbands can enjoy πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

πŸ”΄Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later ☺πŸ˜‹

πŸ”΄A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
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πŸ”΄A married man's prayer; 
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away. 
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now, 
just reminding u......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜


πŸ”΄A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
😝😝😝😝


πŸ”΄Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
 
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
 
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
 
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
 
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
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 πŸ”΄Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
 
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
😝😝😝
 
 πŸ”΄A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
 
Was the necklace FAKE?
 
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
😜😜😜
 
 πŸ”΄A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
 
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
 
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
😁😁😁

πŸ”΄Best Slogan on a 
MAN's T-Shirt :
 
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
😳😳😳